Do you realize it is National Pluck a Penguin Day?
...here's how it works, A penguin is placed inthe center of concentric circles, a bunch of long colorful ribbons attached to his head. Each person takes the end of a ribbon and skips in opposite directions, until all the ribbons are woven into a lovely pattern around said penguin. Oh wait...that's a MayPole. Nevermind. What was I thinkin'. Pluck a Penguin Day is in January.
